{"product_id":"calligraphy-shit-accessory-pouch","title":"Calligraphy \"Shit\" Accessory Pouch","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eFinally, a designated place to \u003cstrong\u003eput all your shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eThis little zipper pouch features an unnecessarily elegant calligraphy \u003cstrong\u003e“Shit”\u003c\/strong\u003e design—because apparently even your random crap deserves nice packaging. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003ePerfect for makeup, toiletries, chargers, medications, travel essentials, purse clutter, or whatever other \u003cstrong\u003eshit\u003c\/strong\u003e you carry around every day. It also makes a hilarious gift for anyone who can never find their shit. Printed on both sides.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eDurable 100% spun polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eNon-woven laminate lining for added structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSturdy zipper with gold-colored pull\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eCrisp, vibrant printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eGreat for makeup, toiletries, travel essentials \u0026amp; miscellaneous shit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour shit. One convenient bag.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black zipper","offer_id":71197260382461,"sku":"33236331827188080671","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black zipper","offer_id":71197260415229,"sku":"24048129230507696891","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/5681\/8429\/files\/20260828025449-1f1a28bd-5917-6976-afc2-3a0cf8eaccd7.png?v=1787885957","url":"https:\/\/tastefullyunhingedco.com\/products\/calligraphy-shit-accessory-pouch","provider":"Tastefully Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}